Please be aware this post contains the age old subject of ‘Ladies Problems’
As a lady of a certain age I’ve started the new chapter of life knowns as ‘The Change’ which always concerned me as a child as I often wondered what the hell I would change into
During a coffee break at ‘The Workplace’ us ladies were discussing the pros & cons of medical verses natural treatments for said ….’.transformation from normal rational human being into psycho, tetchy, don’t even go there mature lady’ when someone mentioned a Lady Magnet ????
I can see this leading me into a traumatic situation, I have visions of walking through a salubrious restaurant the magnet discreetly worn in my underwear as per instructions and cutlery skidding from it’s resting place on the table and hurtling through the air only to attach to my nether regions, or even worse what if there is a lady who is partial to wearing vast quantities of jewellery is sat within my vicinity …. my goodness the last thing I need when I’m embarking on a hot flush is to have a woman being drawn into the gravitational field of my knickers …..and the result being posted on youtube. What if the magnet detached itself from my bloomers and fell to the floor, would I be best ignoring it? or should I kick it under the nearest table? then what if some gentleman picked it up and came running after me holding the offensive object aloft screeching ‘Dearie is this yours?’ OMG what if he thought it was some sexual enhancing product