I had an unexpected phone call yesterday, could I possibly go into ‘The Workplace’ even though it’s my day off as 3 folks had called in sick, “Of course” I chirped,
Anyhoo we have a fairly new lady staying with us who needs minimum assistance,
I obliged with said button, then asked her if she would like me to wait outside “Oh no Dearie, your alright” I gave her a quizzical look as she perched on the ‘throne’ then tugged at the waistband on my own trousers OMGoodness
The two of us extolled the virtues of pants that cover the entire bottom, as I remarked “Be blowed if I’m paying £10 + for a pair knickers to have £5 worth creeping up my bum !!!” at which point ‘My Lady’ nearly fell off her perch laughing .
Regaining our composure we retreated to the lounge, where ‘My Lady’ gave Audrey Hepburn style entrance proclaiming to all and sundry “Ladies I still have it …I wear the same knickers as someone over 30 years my junior”
I’m still not sure if I’ve gone up or down in the residents estimation