Last night Beloved came home exclaiming he had bought me a little gift .. cue excited squeals as Beloved has been known to bestow me with the most random of presents, then the whole
infuriating delightful game of guess what it is began. Is it –
Why would I need these two items ?? Simple because of Neurotic Cat , she has taken to wanting to be let out at an ungodly hour ..it was 3 .08 am this morning, instead of a sedate meow I get a noise comparable to a siren proclaiming the 3 minute warning to a nuclear fallout, I swear when she meows all the folks around the green charge out into the darkness screaming, clutching their loved ones while they make a mad dash for their home-made nuclear shelters – yes they have all built a shelter since Neurotic Cat has taken up residence. so do I have a sleeping mask & ear plugs NO
So what about
I love blue cheese while Beloved can’t really abide cheese and will only eat regular cheddar and then only if it’s cooked, he has been known to throw himself on the kitchen floor in the throes of re-enacting a death scene from a Shakespearian play screeching “The cheese touched me – I’ll never feel the light of day again” …so is this my gift NO
So by now you will be either overwhelmed with anticipation or couldn’t care less by what my gift is, so here it is ….
Beloved certainly knows me well its fabulous…do you think going to bed at 9pm tonight is too early, after all I want quality time with my latest bedding set LOL