Have you ever had the experience of perusing posts when BOOM an image of what could be the love of your life appears on screen ??? There was I peeping at Cobs blog when I saw him ..Mr Alf,
I was going to be all lady like and wait for his
slave Mum to make an introduction on my behalf ..then I though ” I’m a modern Woman … I can handle this myself” so I’m taking things into my own hands, so here is my online dating profile :-
My name is Neurotic Cat, I’m a dainty 6 yr old black ‘ghost tabby’ complete with a white bib & tummy, I have a meow on par with a car alarm …which is a good thing when you require the attention of the highest calibre, I also have healthy appetite ~ I can eat my own body weight in meat, so when you take me out for dinner there will be none of this picking at my food (men like to see food appreciation right??) I am thoughtful (read that as I gaze into space for long periods of time) undemanding …unless you count the times I lie on Beloveds chest during the night causing him to believe he is being subjected to the medieval torture reserved for witches..feel free to gloss over this last statement if you wish. Oh I have to add a photo don’t I
Likes :- Long walks ..well as far as the hostelry next door where I can be found strutting my stuff so the locals can ooh & aah over me.
Dislikes :- Rain …I have the tendency to look like a skinned rabbit when I’m wet ~ not a good look !!
What I can offer my future date :-