Back in the day, ie when I was but a girl …(and NO Moo dinosaurs didn’t roam the earth when I was a child ~ but thanks for asking !) we didn’t have central heating, quilts were only to be found in hotels, and us mere mortals had sheets and blankets on our bed.
If you were poorly you were swaddled in a blanket on the sofa ..why go to bed you might miss something.
When I went out to play I was in charge of emergency supplies
Just some of the reasons why blankets rule …this can also be used as a list for why I knit / crochet soooo many blankets, in my mind blankets mean love ❤
The lucky winner of the bright red crochet bag and primitive folk art rabbit
is …. Kate at Kateclippings if you could be so kind to e-mail me your address, and I’ll get it posted to you
This time of year at ‘The Workplace’ is when colds / flu / norovirus and chest infections rise their ugly head, before long the staff take a hit, normally I either forgo the diseases or am the last to succumb .. this year I thought I’d take the opportunity to get in there early 😦
Now not many folks are aware there is an etiquette to illness let me explain
At the first sign of any illness take the bull by the horns and stock up on tissues, cough medicine, cold, flu pills or anything else that you will be requiring, take said medication then drape yourself on the sofa, this is the time you need to decide on which cult 70 -80’s TV show you will watch back to back – I’m undecided between The Love Boat and Fantasy Island both of which would normally never see the light of day on my viewing schedule
Take care only to sleep fitfully during the night, include lots of tossing, turning, deep sighing and add the occasional cough if you deem this to be appropriate, this will prompt your nearest and dearest to put you out of your misery, on a cautionary note the judge will possibly take your partners pledge of not guilty, at which point your Beloved will be living it up on the insurance payout.
After hardly eating for a couple of days now is the time to have cravings for either soup or mash and gravy, after your loved ones has created your meal have 2 spoonfuls before declaring you are full and can eat no more, it is also perfectly normal to fancy something you don’t particularly like, when you try said food you realise you still don’t like it
The day before you fall ill make sure you buy something on-line that is just a smidgen too large to fit through the letterbox, that way you can drag yourself from your pit to answer the door to the Postie, you can answer the door clad in pj bottoms, a hoodie, socks, and fluffy dressing gown, a scarf is optional depending on how cold you feel OR if you are having a hot sweat you have the choice of a second outfit which will be a pair of socks, old lady pants, and vest top – a stain from your 2 spoonfuls of option at lunch is mandatory
The husky voice you are now the proud owner of .. you know that one you are wondering if you could take a job as a 0800 ‘Lady Of The Night’ call line operative isn’t as sexy as you imagine it to be – you actually sound like a 90 yr old sucking a lemon
Time you illness to coincide with your days off so as not to inconvenience anyone, that way you can look forward to your long stretch at ‘The Workplace’ safe in the knowledge that you have the housework to catch up on and it will be probably cold – raining the next time you are off
Follows these simple rules and your few days of fly by … at this moment in time I’m at the first stage, oh I have also have the foresight to place my on-line order, I’m popping pills in the attempt to ward off the inconvenient lurrgy
Quite a while ago I ordered some yarn from an on-line company I use quite regularly, they sent me part of the order saying to expect the rest shortly, a couple of weeks went by, nothing, so I dropped them an e-mail, they said it would be here in the next day or so, again nothing, I waited a couple of more weeks then dropped them another e-mail, oh yes it will be with you soon they said. All in all 2 months or more went past, by now feeling quite fractious I e-mailed a terse correspondence, the yarn arrived a couple of days later along with 7 balls of yarn as way of an apology – the ‘extra’ yarn was 1 ball of purple and 6 balls of in your face bright red … not sure if this ‘gift’ really was an apology or a take that Mrs P !!
Any-ways I got to thinking what on earth I could craft with my ‘bonus’ yarn so I made a start on this
I’ve started so I’ll finish, oh my giddy aunt it’s going to be a tad how shall I put it …vivid
So by you are possibly wondering where on earth I’m going with this ?? my idea is because I got this yarn for free why not craft a give-away, and here it is in all it’s *glory*
This isn’t enough ?? well I also took the advantage to craft a primitive folk art rabbit,
If this is for you leave me a comment and I’ll but the names in said bag and Beloved will draw out the winner on Saturday 17th October
Good luck …I think that’s the phrase I’m looking for 🙂
So I’ve sorted my bottom out, my bag bottom that is, and I’ll show you my oh so nearly finished project
And now for the explanation of why it’s not quite finished, firstly I need the assistance of Bear Grylls to rescue my sewing machine (as aposed to the vintage hand cranked machine from my Previous Posts) from what has become a mass storage room while we are STILL undertaking renovations…as this will be his most dangerous mission to date I’m waiting on conformation he’ll actually be able to get insurance for the quest, and secondly I’m undecided which fabric to use as a lining here are my options
So if and when Bear can pop round to the cottage I’ll be sure to let you know
That’s as may well be, but what I actually mean is on my latest project of an African Flower Bag, The pattern stated US double crochet which is a UK treble, which is what I did, it was only when I had sewn the darn thing together, even weaving the ends in that I realised it just wasn’t working for me,I was really REALLY gutted at the result.
That only leaves one option left to me ‘The Great Unpick’
So now I’m going to re-do my bottom using a half treble stitch (UK term) I may be gone quite a while